…I just tripped on the strap of my shoulder bag and fell onto the floor outside my cube.  Classy.

sarahlane:

merlin:

An Incomplete Education

I’ll probably get skewered from every angle for this,¹ but what the heck. A pal asked me what I know about women for a project he’s doing. Here’s 10 minutes’ worth. Covered with grains of salt like:

1. Yes, a lot of this goes both ways. Obviously. Give it a rest.
2. Yes, some of these you won’t agree with. That’s why you and I never dated. Right? Exactly.

Anyhow, for what it’s worth:

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Definitely read it. READ IT ALL. As an individually crazy female, not every single one of Merlin’s tips perfectly applies to me, but as a whole it’s a very sane, cool-guy-who-gets-it list. Especially those parts about the ring and the cunnilingus. Oh no I’ve said too much.