January 2009
24 posts
“It’s not like it’s a lake!”
– Kelly Flentie
FOXNews.com - Hackers Crack Into Texas Road Sign,... →
Reasons I'm glad I'm married #247
..the good husband just went out in the nasty weather to buy me benadryl so i can fall into a coma and actually sleep instead of sneeze all night…so nice of him… :)
…i hate allergies
Designer Trailers....? →
Maybe Britney can get one of these…
Make sure you check out the slideshow…
“Would YOU want to take control of a country where “Paul Blart: Mall...”
– John Bryant on the event of Obama’s Inauguration.
recent conversation with my husband...
me: been busy?
Stephen: Yeah. Trying to get some updates into slides.
What's up with you?
me: extracted DNA out of mouse livers
Stephen: so about the same
Advertising: Microsoft Songsmith's Corny Musical... →
Now my IQ is sub zero…
Notice the MacBook Pro used to advertise the Microsoft product…
Save the Sea Kittens! →
I am dumber for reading this…
“Listen to my body? If I was listening to my body right now I would be home in...”
– Overheard at the 1991 San Antonio Marathon
from the saga of bloodninja
Bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
Bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Bloodninja.
Bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
Bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
Bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
Bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
Bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
Bloodninja: Don't f**k with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
Bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece.
Bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
Bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
Bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
Bloodninja: Baby?
our wedding! →
our wedding album from the photographer…he did a rockin’ job!!
